150+ Best Cool Whatsapp Status Of 2016 ! Update Your Status Daily

WhatsApp Status are an awesome and coolest way to share what you are going through to your best buddies in WhatsApp. I know most of you must be confused about what status you want to put, sometimes you want to impress your girl friend or friends, sometimes your parents or any other special person on planet. So here I have listed out the best out of the lotWhatsApp status updates with funny, cool, attitude, romance and many more factors attached to it. Also check WhatsApp status in hindi here.

Best Cool Whats App Status:

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  • Take my advice- I‘m not using it.

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  • Money can’t buy love but it can buy lipsticks.(for lipstick lovers.. :P)
  • Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.

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  • Love is Blind! and the worst type of it is.. Shortsighted.
  • I can’t please everyone I’m not pizza.

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  • Yeah! I made mistakes but Life doesn’t come up with instructions.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
  • Never Laugh At your wife’s choices. Because you are probably one of them

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  • If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
  • If everything doesn’t go right. then go left
  • All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

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  • I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
  • Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
  • Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

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  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  • when I was born, I was so surprised that i didn’t talk for two years
  • I love my job when I am on vacations.
  • I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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  • My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
  • Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
  • Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll join your Facebook and post enigmatic status updates.
  • Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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  • Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting for further instructions.
  • My brain has too many tabs open, Need to stop refreshing.
  • Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

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  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • WARNING: Going to sleep Sunday night causes Monday. Staying up all night Sunday also causes Monday. There is no cure. 🙁
  • Q is just O with a cigar..
  • Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !

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  • After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
  • Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

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  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
  • Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day

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  • A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

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  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
  • When i got the key to success someone changed the lock

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  • sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • I know you are seeing my status. Then I need status
  • God is very creative…..I mean just look at me!!
  • You have to be odd to be number one
  • Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

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  • My status is……………” Error 404 ! Status Not Found ! “
  • If abortion is a murder …So using condom is a kidnapping
  • Hey there! I am using my brain.
  • *error to display status on your phone*….change your phone!!
  • When a door closes, an incognito window opens.

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  • Hey!There watsapp is using me.
  • Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits..
  • I’ll be back before you pronounce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
  • AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

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  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
  • I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
  • Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

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  • Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
  • The trouble with trouble is that,it starts as fun.
  • Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

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  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
  • Life is like exam, Many people fail because they try to copy others, Not realising that everyone has different question paper.
  • When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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  • When Life give you lemons, make lemonade
  • People are so crazy that they even expect reply for “hmm”
  • In simplification by BODMAS rule, subtraction comes at last…but to simplify your life, first subtract yourself from the people opinion.
  • Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.
  • Trust is like an eraser…for every mistake it reduces.
  • Some people really requires a hi-five on their face.

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  • I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
  • Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.I’ve no option left
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
  • When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason
  • “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

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  • People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst.
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
  • Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
  • Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
  • Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
  • There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
  • Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
  • I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

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  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

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  • I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business
  • Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

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  • I used to be an atheist, But then i realized I’m God.
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  • Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

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  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  • Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman

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  • INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
  • Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!
  • Someone asked me, How’s life….?
    I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

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  • Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  •  Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
  • “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
  • Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
  • OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

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  • I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
  • Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
  • So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  • Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
  • Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

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  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
  • A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
  • There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look

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