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WhatsApp Status are an awesome and coolest way to share what you are going through to your best buddies in WhatsApp. I know most of you must be confused about what status you want to put, sometimes you want to impress your girl friend or friends, sometimes your parents or any other special person on planet. So here I have listed out the best out of the lotWhatsApp status updates with funny, cool, attitude, romance and many more factors attached to it. Also check WhatsApp status in hindi here.

Best Cool Whats App Status:

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  • Take my advice- I‘m not using it.

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  • Money can’t buy love but it can buy lipsticks.(for lipstick lovers.. :P)
  • Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.

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  • Love is Blind! and the worst type of it is.. Shortsighted.
  • I can’t please everyone I’m not pizza.

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  • Yeah! I made mistakes but Life doesn’t come up with instructions.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
  • Never Laugh At your wife’s choices. Because you are probably one of them

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  • If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
  • If everything doesn’t go right. then go left
  • All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

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  • I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
  • Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
  • Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

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  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  • when I was born, I was so surprised that i didn’t talk for two years
  • I love my job when I am on vacations.
  • I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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  • My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
  • Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
  • Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll join your Facebook and post enigmatic status updates.
  • Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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  • Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting for further instructions.
  • My brain has too many tabs open, Need to stop refreshing.
  • Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

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  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • WARNING: Going to sleep Sunday night causes Monday. Staying up all night Sunday also causes Monday. There is no cure. 🙁
  • Q is just O with a cigar..

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  • After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
  • Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

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  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
  • Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day

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  • A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

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  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
  • When i got the key to success someone changed the lock

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  • sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • I know you are seeing my status. Then I need status
  • God is very creative…..I mean just look at me!!
  • You have to be odd to be number one
  • Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

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  • My status is……………” Error 404 ! Status Not Found ! “
  • If abortion is a murder …So using condom is a kidnapping
  • Hey there! I am using my brain.
  • *error to display status on your phone*….change your phone!!
  • When a door closes, an incognito window opens.

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  • Hey!There watsapp is using me.
  • Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits..
  • I’ll be back before you pronounce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
  • AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

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  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
  • I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
  • Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

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  • Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
  • The trouble with trouble is that,it starts as fun.
  • Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

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  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
  • Life is like exam, Many people fail because they try to copy others, Not realising that everyone has different question paper.
  • When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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  • When Life give you lemons, make lemonade
  • People are so crazy that they even expect reply for “hmm”
  • In simplification by BODMAS rule, subtraction comes at last…but to simplify your life, first subtract yourself from the people opinion.
  • Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.
  • Trust is like an eraser…for every mistake it reduces.
  • Some people really requires a hi-five on their face.

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  • I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
  • Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.I’ve no option left
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
  • When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason
  • “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

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  • People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst.
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
  • Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
  • Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
  • Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
  • There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
  • Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
  • I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

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  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

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  • I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business
  • Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

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  • I used to be an atheist, But then i realized I’m God.
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  • Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

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  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  • Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman

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  • INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
  • Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!
  • Someone asked me, How’s life….?
    I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

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  • Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  •  Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
  • “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
  • Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
  • OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

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  • I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
  • Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
  • So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  • Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
  • Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

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  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
  • A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
  • There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look

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Also, don’t forget to check these WhatsApp statuses by category –

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Music Lovers – 

  • How strange it would now ‘€” like speaking without a voice. Is that what music is then, a ventriloquist with his doll?
  • Life is a misery, without music.
  • If it is art, it is not for all, and if it is for all, it is not art.
  • Show me a person who found love in his life and did not celebrate it with a dance.
  • I know good music when I see it,” she said, handing it to Bucket and pointing excitedly at extracts. “It’s got blobs and curly bits all over it, see?
  • When you can’t hear the music on the silence anymore find yourself a new beginning because of your reality lack of inspiration.
  • The first mistake of art is to assume that it’s serious.

Best Inspirational WhatsApp Statuses- 

  • Do more of what makes your soul happy.
  • You may not attain the highest height with one leap but my dear; you will reach your destination.
  • Instead of focusing on how much you can accomplish, focus on how much you can absolutely love what you’€re doing.
  • Your best will never be good enough, to the ones constantly searching for your flaws. But for you to be the best, you need to ignore your flaws and do what is best.
  • My scars? They are proof that I tore into this world and it tore into me. They are a receipt for time purposefully spent. They are the memories I proudly point to while others timidly speak of their dreams.
  • To be communal is to be something fallacious. It is to be something more or less than being, a subjugation or propagation of the self to exist within the external condition.
  • I am the creator of my very own self and I intend to treat me like my greatest masterpiece.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Relationships – 

  • Love sometimes injures. Friendship always benefits.
  • Love is pure and divine.
  • Any relationship that developed power dynamics, where she thought she had the right to dictate someone else’s behaviour or have him dictate hers, was ended almost immediately. She could not stand the thought of hands on her that presumed she belonged to them.
  • Names are the way we humans build a relationship, not only with each other but with the living world.
  • Change is possible only if the top management agrees.
  • Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.
  • You are damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets.

Funniest WhatsApp Statuses –

  • I knew I was in love with The Hunger Games when I did not want to get off the treadmill.
  • If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
  • Bones just stared. “You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!
  • I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
  • If I were to vote, I would intentionally vote for the goofiest candidate. It is my theory that when people can outwit the leader, the more respected their voices will be.
  • That’s the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
  • Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Happiness – 

  • Genuine happiness is not nearly as common as a fake smile.
  • A bird in a cage is not happy, even if you bought him a golden cage.
  • Write it on your heart you are the most beautiful soul of the Universe. Realize it, honour it and celebrate life.
  • That is happiness; to be dissolved into something complete and great. When it comes to one, it comes as naturally as sleep.
  • That’s the thing about happiness. It doesn’t require justification.
  • Twenty years from now you will be disappointed you never used Cosmic Ordering today.
  • If you’re not happy, it’s all on you. If you want to find your way, be your own compass.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Love – 

  • I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.
  • What is love? There is nothing in the world, neither man nor Devil nor anything, that I hold as suspect as love, for it penetrates the soul more than any other thing. Nothing exists that so fills and binds the heart as love does. Therefore, unless you have those weapons that subdue it, the soul plunges through love into an immense abyss.
  • When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?
  • I love you enough to never make you choose.
  • Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said. “Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.
  • You don’€t take away my choices. You are my choice.
  • But you’ve slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Friendship – 

  • Nobody sees a flower – really – it is so small it takes time – we haven’t timed – and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.
  • Where loyalty bound creatures together, they became something larger, something new and whole and inexplicable.
  • Gratitude was never meant to be an excuse for giving up on the obstacles God has put before you. Some of the most magical things he can bring us require faith and a lot of planning.
  • For centuries I have thought all my despair is grief. But people get over grief. They get over even the most serious grief in a matter of years. If not get over then at least live beside. And the way they do this is by investing in other people, through friendship, through family, through teaching, through love.
  • All close friendships are marked with the competition. Our earliest tests are against our siblings and playmates, and some of that rivalry endures amongst friends into adulthood. Like dogs play fighting, you learn not to bite hard.
  • These were the companions who justified my principles, who gave me the strength to continue against any foe, real or imagined. These were the companions who fought the helplessness, the rage, and frustration. These were the friends who gave me my life.
  • Friendship, a covalent bond, powerful and without any expectations.

Best Philosophical WhatsApp Statuses –

  • For an author to write as he speaks is just as reprehensible as the opposite fault, to speak as he writes; for this gives a pedantic effect to what he says, and at the same time makes him hardly intelligible.
  • Philosophy begins in wonder. And at the end when philosophic thought has done its best the wonder remains.
  • Genius is measured not by static volume but by kinetic vision.
  • One must try to make one’s life as pleasant as possible. I’m alive and it’s not my fault, which means I must somehow go on living the best I can, without bothering anybody, until I die.”But what makes you live? With such thoughts, you’ll sit without moving, without undertaking anything…”Life won’t leave one alone as it is.
  • Hope burns eternal in the human heart.
  • A child who does not think about what happens around him and is content with living without wondering whether he lives honestly is like a man who lives from a scoundrel’s work and is on the road to being a scoundrel.
  • This is precisely how someone speaks who imagines that he is the world’s divinely appointed ruler: ‘I will not LET them starve. I will not LET the drought come. I will not LET the river flood.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Success – 

  • Failures are the stairs we climb to reach success.
  • Remember, happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think. So start each day by thinking of all the things you have to be thankful for. Your future will depend very largely on the thoughts you think about today. So think thoughts of hope and confidence and love and success.
  • Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • So here I am with this double life, one where my grammatically incorrect writing is a nice success with tens of thousands of readers, and another one where my carefully written books are read by a dozen people.
  • Failure is a greater teacher than success.
  • The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
  • FOES will be the first to scream out all your FAILURES but what they don’t know is that they’re also unconsciously whispering your SUCCESSES & ACCOMPLISHMENTS… Simply shut out the screams and listen carefully to the WHISPERS because that’s all that counts! Sit back, relax and let your SUCCESS make all the noise!

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Religions – 

  • Knowledge teaches me to run, but wisdom teaches me to walk.
  • It’s so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it’s like, religion, you really can’t take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary…but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
  • Religion reminds me of a lace condom. While lovingly crafted, it’€s not designed for pleasure; unless inflated with fervour, it collapses; one size does not fit all; and no matter how many times you dunk it in holy water, it will not prevent misconceptions or contagion.
  • Anything beyond the limits and grasp of the human mind is either illusion or futility; and because your god having to be one or the other of the two, in the first instance I should be made to believe in him, and in the second a fool.
  • So bring me this man, trembling and shivering from head to foot; let I fall into his arms or down at his knees; he will weep and we shall weep, he will be eloquent and I shall be comforted, and my heart shall melt into his, he will take my soul, and I his God. But what is this kindly old gentleman to me? And what am I to him? Just one more member of the race of unfortunates, one more shade to go with the many he has seen, one more figure to add to his total of executions.
  • Your religion should help you make the decision if you find yourself in that situation, but the policy should exist for you to have the right to make it in the first place. When you say you can’t do something because your religion forbids it, that’s a good thing. When you say I can’t do something because YOUR religion forbids it, that’s a problem.
  • My religion is to live – and die – without regret.

Best WhatsApp Statuses For Knowledge  – 

  • Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.
  • God has no business with irresponsible people.
  • Every one of us must learn how to make our time productive.
  • There is a simple rule regarding wisdom: those who have a superficial knowledge cannot be wise. On the contrary, wise people have broad knowledge. However, besides the acquired knowledge, wisdom arises from observation and contemplation over a longer period of time. Wisdom is, therefore, often the privilege of older people who have a broad knowledge and respectable experience. Feel free to ask such people for advice.
  • The wisdom of Buddha is not written in stone but in truth.
  • What one person calls a miracle, I call nature.
  • The way of success is the way of continuous pursuit of knowledge.

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Hahaha – Really great article.My best one is “I enjoy… Read more »


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