Totally new, fresh and hot from the pan. ATB presents over twenty new egg puns for you. I hope you feel eggsellent by the end of the puns list!
Here are the best egg puns:
- Why did the man order an Omelette?
- He heard it was eggsellent!
- Why doesn’t the shopkeeper buy giant eggs?
- He can’t afford the eggsize duty.
- What did Kanye West say after he interrupted the egg?
- Omelette you speak.
- Why couldn’t the chicken find her egg?
- It was poached during the night.
- Did you hear the British have stopped selling protein to the EU?
- They’re calling it Breggsit.
- Why do the kids fill the river with eggs?
- I don’t know, but it is very egg stream.
- Why did the teacher punish the misbehaving egg?
- To make an eggsample out of him.
- What do you call a knowledgeable chicken?
- An eggspert.
- What do you call an egg that spends 2 weeks outside the fridge?
- Eggspired
- Why did the mother egg tell her son to calm down?
- He was getting too eggscited.
- An egg walks into a bar and tries to order a drink.
- The bartender says, “we have stopped serving, but for you, I can make an eggsception.”
- Why did the chicken leave the farm?
- He was eggsiled.
- MAN 1: Do you like egg puns?
- MAN 2: I don’t know, can you give me an eggsample.
- Why aren’t people scared of Alien eggs?
- Because they don’t eggsist.
- Why couldn’t the egg watch TV?
- The channels were scrambled.
- What does an egg do when it can’t meet a deadline?
- Ask for an eggstention.
- Why was the chicken surprised when she laid an egg?
- She wasn’t eggspecting it.
- Why doesn’t the egg have a driver’s license?
- He didn’t pass the eggsam.
- What isn’t Chicken Run on Amazon?
- It’s a Netflix eggsclusive.
- What is a chicken’s favorite web application?
- Microsoft Eggsel
- Did you hear Steve Martin is doing a sequel to Cheaper by the Dozen where he has a 13th child?
- It’s called “Cheaper by the Bakers dozen.”
- Why does the IRS hate chickens?
- They are tax eggsempt.
