Chitsva chitsva, chitsva uye chinopisa kubva mupani. ATB inopa inopfuura makumi maviri matsva mazai puns yako. Ndinovimba unonzwa sunsellent nekuguma kweiyo puns runyorwa!
Heano akanakisa zai puns:
- Sei murume akarayira Omelette?
- Akanzwa kuti raive rezai!
- Sei mutengesi asingatenge mazai mahombe?
- Iye haakwanise kubhadhara iro mazai ebasa.
- Ko Kanye West akati kudii mushure mekunge akanganisa zai?
- Omelette iwe unotaura.
- Sei huku ikatadza kuwana zai rayo?
- Yakabiwa husiku.
- Wanzwa here maBritish arega kutengesa protein kuEU?
- Vari kuitumidza kuti Breggsit.
- Sei vana vachizadza rwizi nemazai?
- Ini handizive, asi irwo rukova rwezai.
- Sei mudzidzisi akaranga zai risina hunhu?
- Kuti agadzire mazai kubva kwaari.
- Chii chaunoti chihuku chine ruzivo?
- Zizi.
- Chii chaunodana kuti zai rinopedza mavhiki maviri riri kunze kwefriji?
- Mazai
- Sei mai veza vakaudza mwanakomana wavo kuti adzikame?
- Akanga achitorerwa zvakare mazai.
- Zai rinopinda mubhawa uye richiedza kuodha chinwiwa.
- Bartender anoti, "Takarega kushandira, asi kwauri, ini ndinogona kugadzira mazai."
- Sei huku yakasiya purazi?
- Akanga akadonhedzwa.
- MUNHU 1: Iwe unofarira mazai ezai?
- MURUME 2: Handizive, ungandipewo here muyenzaniso wemazai.
- Sei vanhu vasingatyi ma Alien mazai?
- Nekuti ivo havadi mazai.
- Nei mazai akatarisa TV?
- Miteshi yakakwenenzverwa.
- Chii chinoita zai kana risingakwanise kusangana neyakafairwa?
- Kumbira kubviswa kwezai.
- Sei huku yakashamisika payakaisa zai?
- Akanga asiri mazai aizvitarisira.
- Sei zai risina chitambi chekutyaira?
- Haana kupfuudza iyo eggsam.
- Ndeipi isiri Run Run paAmazon?
- Iyo Netflix inosanganisa mazai.
- Chii chinonzi huku waunofarira webhu?
- Microsoft Eggsel
- Iwe wakanzwa Steve Martin ari kuita sequel kune Yakachipa neDozheni uko iye ane mwana wechi13?
- Inodaidzwa kuti "Yakachipa neBakers gumi nemaviri."
- Nei IRS ichivenga huku?
- Iwo mutero eggsempt.
